Tim Goes To bar too shy to pick up girl and gets severly cockblocked by his best friend.

This is a realatively short story but looking back on it its actually pretty funny. Not long after Julian came back to town Julian, Dan, Me and the rest of our "Bistro" Crowd (anyone who has ever been to hull will probably know The Bistro for one reason or another) This night was goig pretty much like any onther monday, Vic was spinning in the booth, and we were drinking $8 Pitchers like they were going out of style. A couple of girls walk in and It has been probably a year or so since Crystal and I had broken up and i had not really dated anyone, my freinds being a little concerned mainly because there was a girl i liked but did not have the guts to tell. (still have yet to tell her) So they decide to walk up to a group of girls that are sitting at a table and tell them that if one of them does not agree to go out with me i am going gay. Well would you know it not a single one of them said fine even out of pity... when that happened i turned completely red and almost passed out from embarassment. Moral of this story if your friends are planning on picking up girls for you. kick them in the nuts hard before they get the chance.