Julian Returns from being dead.. my life will never be the same.

July 1st 2002

Today began like pretty much any other day, once again i wake up with a hangeover barely able to remember any of what happened the night before. I am woken up at 9:00 in the morning 4 hours before I had to be up simply because my roomate and his hideously grotesque girlfriend Charlene were fighting. This gilr literaly had no redeeming qualities, you know how some girls out there may not be the best looking but they have "a great personality" or they are at least intelligent. Not this girl everytie you look at here she had this look on her face that one can not describe. She looked like that chick Chloe from fight club, the one with Lukemia, only Charlene was her and god decided that the ugly stick was not enough and proceeded to uproot and beat her severely over the face with the entire ugly tree.As for Intelligence this girls entire argument for creationism against evolution was "If men came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?". Anyways I'm fairly certain you get the picture.

After dragging my but out of bed and grabbing a cold shower because once again my roomate decided that he was once again going to use all the hot water on me, althugh today unlike normal i really didn't mind simply because it was really fucking hot outside and i had a killer hangover that a cold shower did alot to aleviate. I made it to work without any incident and I got into work on time. Now because I needed the cash I opted to accept this shift simply beause it was doubletime and a half and it was easy my job for the whole day was to monitor the lineups for the washrooms. July 1st in downtown Ottawa being one of the busiest days for anything in the downtown core.

About 15 minutes into my day i decided that i was an idiot for accepting the job. I imagined myself with the ability to travel back in time and bitchslapping myself for saying yes. Why not just travel back in time and stop myself from saying yes for 2 reasons 1: I think it would be a ton of fun to go back in time and bitch slap myself for every stupid descision that I have made(and beleive me there have been many) and 2: because I needed the money.

After I had been working for about an hour and a half my brother and his wife came up to me and said hi we only talked for like 3 minutes but my boss told me to stop talking and get back to work. In my mind i flipped my boss the bird and then pushed her down the escalator, I felt better but still told my brother I would talk to him later. About 2 minutes later I got to chatting upa really cute girl named Jasmine in line she was roughly 5'6 had brown hair green eyes and a to die for body once again my boss interrupted my conversation, I told Jasmine i would call her later and we would do something she said fine and that was that. My boss was getting on my nerves as of late and what she was doing today pissed me off even more, then my day got ever more exciting my best friend Julian who i had known since cub scouts and had pretty much done the majority of my stupid things in my life with walked into the store now under most circumstances that would seem wierd problem was from what i knew he was dead. I left my post in front of the bathroom and walked up to him not sure whether or not it was him and as soon as i knew i told him to stop. the conversation went somewhat like this.

ME: "Stop right there"
Julian: "Hey dude long tie no see"
Me: "No shit you're supposed to be dead"
Julian "Yeah that fucked me up too the first time I heard it"
Me Stupid look on my face
Julian "Customs told me that when i was trying to get back into the country"
My boss "What are you doing over here you are supposed to be watching the washrroms not socializing if you can't get that through your head get lost"
Me "Ok, Julian wait for me out front i will be right out"
My Boss "You leave you are fired"
Me "Ok have fun with the bathrooms"

Now many of you probably have questions about that dialogue to put this simply Julian went on a journey to fix himself becasue his gf told him he was broke. He left without telling anoyone and Went to work for a Cruise line. After 2 years of being "Missing" his mother declared him dead.

I had my best friend back I offered him a place to stay because I knew that it would drive my roomate nuts and I figured that payback was a bitch(Charlene never paid rent but she still lived with us).Also because I knew Julian would hate her even more pationately that I did and that would defnitly be something to see.

I also thought it would be funny if I had someone to share the look on Dans face with when I told him that I no longer had a job.