Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tim Kelley Porn King..........not really but .. hell just read

My Parents belong to a church that owns a campground not too far outside of Ottawa near Perth. I have been going to that campground for weekends during the summer and every summer since i got adopted for a Function called reunion. Reunion consists of many of the church families getting together for a week long camp in July. Many of the people that belong to the Church are my family so needless to say this story should never have hapened but it did.

It was the summer that i was 20 years old. I had decided to volunteer to DJ the Youth dance this year, now most of my music was in mp3 form on my computer but i did have a few cds so I brought all the cds I had and brought my computer as well. My Uncle Jeff and i had been talking about all the trouble that him and my Uncle Evan used to get into.

Now for the most part thins went pretty well, I had a few games so I let some of the little kids play them if they wanted and thought nothing of it.

Friday morning comes along My Fiance Crystal is supposed to be meeting me at the campgound today and i am very excited I had not seen her all week and it would be nice to see her. It is about 9 am when i wake up and all the youth come running up to me and say that my aunt Bartb has been looking for me all morning. Apparently the dance has been cancelled and its all my fault.

I decide to head to my aunt Barbs trailer right away to see if i can acertain what the hell is going on. She catches me near the Main building on the grounds and there tells me that i am no longer allowed at the campgrounds and that i should pack my things and find a way back home.

I freak and ask her what the hell for why am i being kicked offout of a camp that a) i belong to and b) consists mostly of my family.

This is what happened.

Early that moning after a potluck breakfast that I decided to sleep through, a couple of the kids had gone upstairs in the building to use my computer to play some games like i had told them i could. But i had forgotten that i had a couple of "Questionable Cd's" the main one that cause the stir was a CD with a picture of Carmen Electra Nude on the front. I appologised and told my aunt that I had had no intention of playing that cd I just brought all my cds cause there were so few of them. She told me it didn't matter.

We ended up getting together with my mom and my cousins and came up with a compromise we would go through all my cds and asses which ones could not be played and she would hold onto them i said fie seeing as how i had no intention of playing them anyways. but by that tie the damage had already been done. Ethel Barbs sister had already told all the parents aht i had been showng the kids porn on my computer.

I ran into Jeff just before linch and he looked disgusted at me. I explained to him the actual story and that is when he told me what Ethel had told everyone. He the proceeded to give Ethel the reaming of a lifetime.(side note ethel and i have not spoken since) I was given a public apology. But i was still pissed that my own family had thought that i was capable of something like that.

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